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The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's @$$. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House." ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lovemysantafe) http://santafeforum.net/reply/48372 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:12:52 PST http://santafeforum.net/reply/48371/Daily-Funnies#reply-48371 Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Edging1) http://santafeforum.net/reply/48371 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:35:08 PST http://santafeforum.net/reply/48370/Daily-Funnies#reply-48370
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Edging1) http://santafeforum.net/reply/48370 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:21:12 PST http://santafeforum.net/topic/5970/Daily-Funnies
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