Not really a joke. Just a cool saying.

If you remain calm....you don't have all the facts.

Here's another cool saying to be trotted out this Christmas:

The Four Phases of a Man's Life
1. He believes in Santa Claus
2. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
3. He becomes Santa Claus
4. He starts to look like Santa Claus



How 'bout this one (somewhat modified from a joke found in HP/Car Jokes):

A man goes out and buys a new RX300. One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a moped. The old man looks over the SUV and says, "What kind of car ya got there sonny?"

The man replies, "It's a 2001 Lexus RX300; it's cost me over $40,000."

"That's a lot of money" says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because it's a Lexus," the man says with a contemptous sneer. The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"

Just then the light changes, so in a fit of self-rightousness the guy decides to show the old man what the SUV can do. He floors it, and in a while the speedo finally reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he suddenly slows down to 60 and whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could have been going faster than this Lexus?" the man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun me?"

Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the SUV! The man jumps out. It IS the old man! Of course, the moped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs back to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"