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 ddloyd |
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ddloyd |
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Posts: 2399 (07/25/01 11:39:20) |
Why did the Santa Fe cross the road? |
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Hung0820 |
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Posts: 696 (07/25/01 12:28:30) |
The Santa Fe have the best crash test in its own class and therefore it needs to do a show-time so that people get to learn and understand more about the Hyundai Santa Fe. Who is the chicken; well I guess for those who does not want to try out Hyundai Santa Fe. who is the chicken; I guess those RX300 might be...
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gopack36 |
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Posts: 5708 (07/25/01 13:25:30) Administrator |
Why did ddloyd buy a Santa Fe??
So he could run over that damn Chicken!  |
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ddloyd |
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Posts: 2399 (07/25/01 15:10:49) |
What's yellow & green on the bottom and red & white on top? |
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gopack36 |
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Posts: 5708 (07/25/01 17:04:14) Administrator |
OUCH! ddloyd,
That one hurt! Once I stop laughing so hard, I will get you back!!! Gopack36 |
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Hung0820 |
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Posts: 696 (07/25/01 19:06:31) |
I thought the "yellow" Escape and the "green" Tribute was on the bottom and while ddloyd cerise "red" Santa Fe and Hung0820 nordic "white" Santa Fe was on the top! Wow! Just a better crash test method; I guess.
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ccjv |
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Posts: 3 (07/26/01 05:40:06) |
Not really a joke. Just a cool saying.
If you remain calm....you don't have all the facts. |
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terri35 |
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Posts: 3712 (07/26/01 06:28:36) Moderator |
I really like that one, ccjv!
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ccjv |
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Posts: 3 (07/26/01 18:11:33) |
Here's another cool saying to be trotted out this Christmas:
The Four Phases of a Man's Life 1. He believes in Santa Claus 2. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus 3. He becomes Santa Claus 4. He starts to look like Santa Claus How 'bout this one (somewhat modified from a joke found in HP/Car Jokes): A man goes out and buys a new RX300. One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a moped. The old man looks over the SUV and says, "What kind of car ya got there sonny?" The man replies, "It's a 2001 Lexus RX300; it's cost me over $40,000." "That's a lot of money" says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because it's a Lexus," the man says with a contemptous sneer. The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!" Just then the light changes, so in a fit of self-rightousness the guy decides to show the old man what the SUV can do. He floors it, and in a while the speedo finally reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he suddenly slows down to 60 and whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could have been going faster than this Lexus?" the man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun me?" Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the SUV! The man jumps out. It IS the old man! Of course, the moped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs back to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?" |
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Hung0820 |
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Posts: 696 (07/26/01 19:58:01) |
I am kind of confused about the story! But I guess the old man was a stuck onto the Lexus for awhile...Well the old man was on the moped so both are being hurt...The Lexus man must have been hurting his head........
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gopack36 |
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Posts: 5708 (07/27/01 09:05:20) Administrator |
I don't want to start something here but, I wanna see to! It would be nice to put a face with the wonderful attitude that appears in your posts.
 . Not that anyone cares but my pic is in the NFL tailgate section. Nothing special. Gopack36 |
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ddloyd |
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Posts: 2399 (07/27/01 09:42:11) |
Hmmm......Is she digging for gold? |
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TonyOne |
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Posts: 1434 (07/27/01 10:36:51) |
Is that terri?
 That is a nice, nice photo.  "Ms. Santa Fe!" Yeah, watch out for Wales' talents with the pics... He does have his own studio and all...and a "dark room" too
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terri35 |
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Posts: 3712 (07/28/01 00:40:59) Moderator |
ddloyd, I'm just keeping my options open...I would imagine Wales is quite handy with that lens. Hmmmm...but , then again, you do drive a BIG truck.
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bristephen |
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Posts: 304 (07/28/01 02:27:32) |
you old dirty man
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gopack36 |
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Posts: 5708 (07/30/01 13:01:28) Administrator |
Hey Wales1,
It already is public! And if I don't get to be the "film gopher boy" I am going to tell on you!! terri35, He is kinda strange don't you think? You might want to let us know which hotel that is just incase you get into trouble. just kidding. ddloyd, Sounds like you might have to talk to your new niehbors! Maybe they would pose with your SF for a calendar shoot? Gopack36 |
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terri35 |
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Posts: 3712 (07/30/01 13:13:29) Moderator |
No worries, Gopack...just good clean, all-American (and British) fun!
And I don't think that I'm in any danger from Wales1. After all, if it weren't for him my SF would still be hesitating all over the place! Besides, did you see the size of his lens!! How could I resist??
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gopack36 |
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Posts: 5708 (07/30/01 13:17:48) Administrator |
If he doesn't know how to use it, then is it really a big deal? Besides he said that he doesn't use it anymore anyway.
I think he might be all show and no go! I do like that pick of wales though it makes me laugh! Gopack36 |
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terri35 |
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Posts: 3712 (07/30/01 13:24:03) Moderator |
You have a point there, Gopack...
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terri35 |
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Posts: 3712 (07/30/01 20:24:10) Moderator |
Come on in, TonyOne...the water's fine!
And please ask ddloyd where he got the cartoon of my butt!! I mean, you think something is private and then it shows up all over the net. That just goes to show you...even if someone tells you that it's just animation, DON'T POSE!
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