(1)What does the average Univ. of Michigan player get on his
SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32
West Virginia cheerleaders in
one room?
..........A full set of
teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm
room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a
Florida State graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the
pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a
girlfriend?
.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup.
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a
possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla)
football player's life?
..........His freshman year.
(
How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
..........None. That's a sophomoe ourse.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Durham, North Carolina . He
knew that the police would
never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy
winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it
to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32
West Virginia cheerleaders in
one room?
..........A full set of
teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm
room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a
Florida State graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the
pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a
girlfriend?
.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup.
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a
possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla)
football player's life?
..........His freshman year.
(
How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?..........None. That's a sophomoe ourse.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Durham, North Carolina . He
knew that the police would
never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy
winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it
to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
KC
"Even a monkey falls out of a tree once in a while".
"Even a monkey falls out of a tree once in a while".
